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Joy has known Janet since they were both five years old... |
Janet says you do the math |
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Joy gets mistaken for Janet's sister all the time. |
Oddly enough, Janet also gets mistaken for Joy's sister. What are the odds? |
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Joy drives painfully fast |
Janet drives painfully slow |
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Joy needs to drive--even when travelling in Janet's vehicle |
Janet says 'Hey-- once a control freak, always a control freak... |
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Joy drinks copious amounts coffee-- the stronger the better |
Janet opts for green tea (decaf-- because one of us hopped up on caffeine is enough to deal with) |
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Joy likes a more-than-just-occasional glass of Pinot Grigio... |
While Janet prefers a (slightly less) occasional glass of Cabernet |
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Joy says Janet is a 'red wine snob' |
To which Janet replies, 'Excuse me, do I know you?' |
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Joy is totally into Regis Philbin and Larry King |
Janet says: 'Translation? Joy digs old dudes...' |
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Musically speaking, Joy likes the legend that is Steven Tyler |
Musically speaking, Janet likes the legend that is Tony Bennett |
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Joy has street smarts |
Janet has book smarts |
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